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Janet Smith and Christopher West endorse Sodomy

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1 in 4 teenage girls have an STD

Man, can it get much worse? I guess it can. What about all those condom promotions? How's that working out for ya? How about all that sex education?

Study finds STDs in a quarter of U.S. teen girls

What to do? I guess I'll just keep a rockin'

We are an Antler People

Another outstanding post from Diogenes absurdizing those who advocate a normalization of homosexuality especially in the seminary and linking them to the hapless Bryan Hathaway.

Wisconsin's Bryan Hathaway is a Thinking Catholic. That's to say, he doesn't check his brains at the door and conform to the Church's one-size-fits-all morality, but creatively explores non-traditional and holistic ways of expressing his sexual self. As a consequence (Wisconsin being an lamentably backward state), he's currently doing nine months in the slammer:

After reading the above article, consider for a moment, signing the Free Bryan petition:

A caring and loving relationship with a consenting dead animal on the side of the road is a constitutional right of every American regardless of ethnic, religious, or economic background.

Bryan James Hathaway is a young minority activist from Wisconsin who has been on the forefront of progressive struggle for the liberation of inanimate objects, plants, animals, and household appliances. His selfless devotion to fighting speciism and necrophobia in our society has led him to be brutally persecuted, tortured, and incarcerated - all for a laughable "crime" of "sexual gratification with a dead deer on the side of the road." As if his prior conviction of "horsing around" had not been enough, the bigoted ruling class is once again making him the whipping boy of their own suppressed anxieties, fantasies, and desires.

WWCWD? What would Christopher West Do?

Oh, I definitely believe her

Julianne Hough Tells Mag She Wants to Remain a Virgin Until Marriage

In a recent interview, the 19-year-old spoke of her trouble fitting in with the Hollywood crowd, due to the presence of the drugs, sex and alcohol she refrains from.

Hough says she wants "to be with that special person ... and [waiting to have sex] will strengthen that relationship. I'm not trying to preach consequences here, but I think when you say no, down the line it will be a better decision."

She admits keeping up with her goals can be difficult at times — but her family has been supportive.

"My dad, whom I'm very close with, will text me, 'Are you doing the right things, in the right place, at the right time?' And it's usually when I'm someplace I shouldn't be. So I'll call him and say, 'Thanks, I needed to hear that.'"

Hough broke up with her fiance last year.

There is a word for girls who dress and act like that and say what she says.

But what do I know? Chris West would say I must have negative purity. I should celebrate her chastity and the beauty of the way God made her.

Sushi is yucky enough, now this

Naked sushi coming to Minneapolis

It was only a matter of time. Naked sushi is hitting the Twin Cities. Nyotaimori / Nantaimori - eating sushi off a naked (or nearly) naked woman or man started in Japan and made its way to Berlin, London, Paris, New York, Chicago and L.A. - a fad that was even highlighted in an episode of "CSI: New York."

Now Tom Pham has scheduled a naked sushi night at his downtown Minneapolis restaurant, Temple, on March 8 from 7:30 to 10:30 p.m.

"We have everything in Minneapolis except one thing and that's naked sushi," says Phan, who booked eight models - six women and two men - for the event. These models have everything to do with whether naked sushi (aka body sushi) is viewed as sexy, tacky or just plain gross. "They have to be flawless and absolutely hairless," says Phan. "That's why we need to book more than we'll need - just in case one of them gets a pimple."

Lying on a table with only a few flowers and banana leaves in strategic places while diners pluck tuna and salmon nigiri sushi from your body also requires skill. "They're in training right now," says Pham. "They have to learn to lie still and breathe in a different way."

Maybe I better consult Christopher West about this. It certainly doesn't cause negative purity in me, but rather revulsion. I must have a problem. I need to be more enlightened.

Oh, and here's a great little song for you about sushi: Sushi Yucky

Christopher West would be all over this

http://www.christiancentury.org/article.lasso?id=4272

I wonder if Christopher West helped him with this?

This is old, but hey, I'm just getting started:

Masturbation 'like Ferrari in 1st gear'

7 October 1999, 16:45

Vatican City - Masturbation is like owning a Ferrari and driving only in first gear, a senior Catholic theologian said in an article published Wednesday.

"Driving only in first gear, not only do you prevent the Ferrari expressing its full power, but gradually you wear it out and thereby ruin a masterpiece of technology," Father Giordano Muraro wrote in the magazine Vita Pastorale.

Muraro was responding to a reader who asked whether it was sinful to masturbate in the absence of one's spouse in order to reduce sexual tension.

According to Muraro, while masturbation - the sin of onanism in the bible - is "objectively a serious act, circumstances must be taken into account".

He said it was up to the person involved to "judge the gravity of his deed, in the context of the couple's path to God". - Sapa-AFP